AFL Armchair Football League 2023

The picture — 2023

After week 14 of 14. Who is heading for the play offs, who is heading for the shit offs, and what each finish is worth in next year's draft. 2021 2022 2024 2025 2026

The shit-off race is a race to win. Under Rule 2 the bottom six take picks 1–6 in finishing order, so the best of them picks first and the worst picks sixth. Finishing 12th instead of 7th costs five draft slots. There is nothing to gain by tanking in this league — which is unusual enough to be worth saying out loud.

Regular season table

# Manager W-L PF PA Form Heading for Pick
1 Hackland11 10-4 1523.7 1406.9 WWWLW play offs clinched 12
2 PaddyTynes 10-4 1504.8 1307.9 WLWLW play offs clinched 11
3 JamieRS 8-6 1617.9 1524.8 WLWWW play offs clinched 10
4 nateg94 8-6 1445.2 1290.9 WWLWW play offs clinched 9
5 alistairc 8-6 1443.2 1450.0 WLWWL play offs clinched 8
6 JohnnyLime 8-6 1438.9 1470.5 WWLLW play offs clinched 7
7 TimMarzenell 8-6 1384.9 1432.5 LWLWW shit offs eliminated 1
8 BrookeyT 7-7 1549.7 1525.0 LWLWL shit offs eliminated 2
9 jallison 7-7 1408.4 1387.5 LWLWL shit offs eliminated 3
10 SaschaLime 6-8 1548.7 1562.5 LLWLL shit offs eliminated 4
11 FurstyFerret 2-12 1366.8 1549.3 LLLLL shit offs eliminated 5
12 hlougher 2-12 1338.2 1662.7 LLWLL shit offs eliminated 6

Seeding is Sleeper's: wins first, then points for. The table is rebuilt from played games rather than read off Sleeper's counters, so a result already in the books shows up before the week is formally final — it reproduces Sleeper's own W-L exactly for all five completed seasons. Clinched and eliminated are decided on wins alone; because the tiebreak is points for and that cannot be projected, both labels under-claim rather than over-claim.

Play off race

SeedManagerW-LPick
1 Hackland11 in 10-4 12
2 PaddyTynes in 10-4 11
3 JamieRS in 8-6 10
4 nateg94 in 8-6 9
5 alistairc in 8-6 8
6 JohnnyLime in 8-6 7

Top 6 make it. Winning the title means picking last — 12th.

Shit off race

SeedManagerW-LPick
7 TimMarzenell 8-6 1
8 BrookeyT 7-7 2
9 jallison 7-7 3
10 SaschaLime 6-8 4
11 FurstyFerret 2-12 5
12 hlougher 2-12 6

Best of the six picks 1st. These places are settled by the losers bracket in weeks 15+, not by this table, so the picks here are a projection.

How it actually finished

Final places come from the brackets, not from the table above — that is what Rule 2 works off, and it is why the projected picks move once the brackets start. 2024's order is on the draft page.

PlaceManagerSeedW-L2024 pick
1 JohnnyLime 6 8-6 12
2 alistairc 5 8-6 11
3 Hackland11 1 10-4 10
4 PaddyTynes 2 10-4 9
5 JamieRS 3 8-6 8
6 nateg94 4 8-6 7
7 SaschaLime 10 6-8 1
8 jallison 9 7-7 2
9 TimMarzenell 7 8-6 3
10 BrookeyT 8 7-7 4
11 FurstyFerret 11 2-12 5
12 hlougher 12 2-12 6