AFL Armchair Football League 2026

The picture โ€” 2026

After week 4 of 14, 10 still to play. Who is heading for the play offs, who is heading for the shit offs, and what each finish is worth in next year's draft. 2021 2022 2023 2024 2025

The shit-off race is a race to win. Under Rule 2 the bottom six take picks 1โ€“6 in finishing order, so the best of them picks first and the worst picks sixth. Finishing 12th instead of 7th costs five draft slots. There is nothing to gain by tanking in this league โ€” which is unusual enough to be worth saying out loud.

Regular season table

# Manager W-L PF PA Form Heading for Pick
1 TimMarzenell 4-0 480.5 330.2 WWWW play offs 12
2 nateg94 3-1 489.3 491.3 WLWW play offs 11
3 FurstyFerret 3-1 431.3 413.4 WWWL play offs 10
4 PaddyTynes 2-2 490.1 453.2 LLWW play offs 9
5 hlougher 2-2 428.8 376.6 WLLW play offs 8
6 JamieRS 2-2 394.0 406.4 LWWL play offs 7
7 alistairc 2-2 392.7 438.3 LLWW shit offs 1
8 SaschaLime 2-2 389.1 378.8 LWLW shit offs 2
9 BrookeyT 2-2 386.0 468.8 WWLL shit offs 3
10 JohnnyLime 1-3 379.9 423.1 WLLL shit offs 4
11 jallison 1-3 326.1 360.4 LWLL shit offs 5
12 Hackland11 0-4 368.3 415.5 LLLL shit offs 6

Seeding is Sleeper's: wins first, then points for. The table is rebuilt from played games rather than read off Sleeper's counters, so a result already in the books shows up before the week is formally final โ€” it reproduces Sleeper's own W-L exactly for all five completed seasons. Clinched and eliminated are decided on wins alone; because the tiebreak is points for and that cannot be projected, both labels under-claim rather than over-claim.

Play off race

SeedManagerW-LPick
1 TimMarzenell 4-0 12
2 nateg94 3-1 11
3 FurstyFerret 3-1 10
4 PaddyTynes 2-2 9
5 hlougher 2-2 8
6 JamieRS 2-2 7

Top 6 make it. Winning the title means picking last โ€” 12th.

Shit off race

SeedManagerW-LPick
7 alistairc 2-2 1
8 SaschaLime 2-2 2
9 BrookeyT 2-2 3
10 JohnnyLime 1-3 4
11 jallison 1-3 5
12 Hackland11 0-4 6

Best of the six picks 1st. These places are settled by the losers bracket in weeks 15+, not by this table, so the picks here are a projection.