AFL Armchair Football League 2025

The picture โ€” 2025

After week 14 of 14. Who is heading for the play offs, who is heading for the shit offs, and what each finish is worth in next year's draft. 2021 2022 2023 2024 2026

The shit-off race is a race to win. Under Rule 2 the bottom six take picks 1โ€“6 in finishing order, so the best of them picks first and the worst picks sixth. Finishing 12th instead of 7th costs five draft slots. There is nothing to gain by tanking in this league โ€” which is unusual enough to be worth saying out loud.

Regular season table

# Manager W-L PF PA Form Heading for Pick
1 Hackland11 10-4 1724.8 1493.9 WWWLW play offs clinched 12
2 SaschaLime 9-5 1508.4 1441.2 WLLLW play offs clinched 11
3 FurstyFerret 9-5 1429.6 1428.8 WLLLW play offs clinched 10
4 hlougher 8-6 1563.6 1507.0 WWLWL play offs clinched 9
5 JamieRS 8-6 1384.1 1329.7 WWWWW play offs clinched 8
6 PaddyTynes 7-7 1434.1 1450.8 LLLWL play offs clinched 7
7 BrookeyT 7-7 1405.1 1329.3 WWWWL shit offs eliminated 1
8 TimMarzenell 6-8 1444.3 1462.2 LLWLL shit offs eliminated 2
9 jallison 6-8 1364.9 1402.4 LWWLL shit offs eliminated 3
10 nateg94 5-9 1239.7 1366.2 LLLWW shit offs eliminated 4
11 JohnnyLime 5-9 1213.0 1364.4 LLWLW shit offs eliminated 5
12 alistairc 4-10 1341.6 1477.3 LWLWL shit offs eliminated 6

Seeding is Sleeper's: wins first, then points for. The table is rebuilt from played games rather than read off Sleeper's counters, so a result already in the books shows up before the week is formally final โ€” it reproduces Sleeper's own W-L exactly for all five completed seasons. Clinched and eliminated are decided on wins alone; because the tiebreak is points for and that cannot be projected, both labels under-claim rather than over-claim.

Play off race

SeedManagerW-LPick
1 Hackland11 in 10-4 12
2 SaschaLime in 9-5 11
3 FurstyFerret in 9-5 10
4 hlougher in 8-6 9
5 JamieRS in 8-6 8
6 PaddyTynes in 7-7 7

Top 6 make it. Winning the title means picking last โ€” 12th.

Shit off race

SeedManagerW-LPick
7 BrookeyT 7-7 1
8 TimMarzenell 6-8 2
9 jallison 6-8 3
10 nateg94 5-9 4
11 JohnnyLime 5-9 5
12 alistairc 4-10 6

Best of the six picks 1st. These places are settled by the losers bracket in weeks 15+, not by this table, so the picks here are a projection.

How it actually finished

Final places come from the brackets, not from the table above โ€” that is what Rule 2 works off, and it is why the projected picks move once the brackets start. 2026's order is on the draft page.

PlaceManagerSeedW-L2026 pick
1 PaddyTynes 6 7-7 12
2 SaschaLime 2 9-5 11
3 Hackland11 1 10-4 10
4 hlougher 4 8-6 9
5 JamieRS 5 8-6 8
6 FurstyFerret 3 9-5 7
7 nateg94 10 5-9 1
8 TimMarzenell 8 6-8 2
9 jallison 9 6-8 3
10 BrookeyT 7 7-7 4
11 JohnnyLime 11 5-9 5
12 alistairc 12 4-10 6